Rick Wagoner Wins Race For Bailout!

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Cannonball.jpgYesterday we proposed that lawmakers turn the automakers publicity stunt, having the chief executives drive to Capitol Hill, into an economic event with real consequence. We thought we should make it a race! 

According to the "Race for the Bailout" idea, the first and second place arrivals on the steps on the Capitol will get bailed out. The third place is a loser, and that company gets zilch.

We came up with the idea when we realized there isn't really a rational way to decide which automakers should get bailed out.  And if you have run out of rational ways of choosing between alternatives, a race for the bailout is as real as anything else.

Admittedly, the drama is appealing. Auto executives literally racing to save their companies. Hard driving executives putting their products to the ultimate test. Shift gears wrong and you might end up sinking your company. This really would be where the rubber met the road.

Well, now they've all arrived. Rick Wagoner, whose General Motors is very likely the weakest of the Big 3, arrived first. This guy is serious about getting a bailout. We're still not sure who got to Capitol Hill second: Ford's Alan Mulally or Chrysler's Ralph Nardelli. Our sources say Mulally arrived before Nardelli.

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Chrysler won't get a bailout as long as it's owned by a PE firm. Cerberus is going to get wiped out. And all along I'd thought they had some brilliant strategy that I couldn't fathom...
the weakonomist (URL) said:
The race should have been who got the best mileage. Or they should have had to drive their most awful vehicles. Focus coupe for Mulally, Sebring sedan for Nardelli, and the 5 door Aveo for Wagoner.

In the end though, they're all losers.
They should have driven in :

Mercedes
Lexus
BMW

Every C level person I know drives these kind of cars.
I figured mileage would have actually been a factor in a long race. If you have to fuel up too often, that will slow you down. So that would be a feature of the race.

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